friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
here are 6 selfies w/ me lookin nice
WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF?
mozzarella sticks and regret
jesus take the wheel
Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this
I bet Harry be thirsting over Louis’ ass all day. His hunger is never satisfied. Can never get enough of Louis’ ass.
#i’m just really enjoying the thought of louis just relaxed on the bed face down#with harry at the end of the bed#face burried in Louis ass#ears attentive to every shallow breath#every high pitched moan#every shutter#as harry’s tongue#prods#licks#laps#and nibbles#at louis’ rim#god bless america
why aren’t more people talking about the shrek musical because
just fucking look at it
i cant tell if the costumes are really clever or fucking awful
oh yes that’s fucking tapdancing mice from the pied piper
lord farquaad is a man on his knees with tiny fake legs dear god
PRINCESS FIONA IS HILARIOUS
seriously oh my fucking god
IT’S ON NETFLIX WATCH IT NOW
yep. all this.
ITS ON NETFLIX.
imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”