Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
June 2013
EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACONwho the heck is running Denny’s tumblr
I want my OTPs to kiss and cuddle gently and then fuck hard against the wall (◡‿◡✿)
NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES
sorry.. not taking anY CHANCES
I ALWAYS SKIP THESE KIND OF THINGS BUT OH MY GOSHHH
MUST REBLOG
FUCK IT CAME UP AGAIN
INSTANT REBLOG.
NEVER TAKING A FUCKING CHANCE.EVER
I can’t take a chance…not this time…too risky
THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES GOD DAMN IT!
REBLOGGING BC LARRY
AGAIN
FUCK AGAIN
NOT YOU AGAIN
I think it’s time for us to have a moment of silence
hARRY’S FACE WHEN LOUIS WAS DRAWING A COCK
Tumblr staff (or a hacker *cough*) should totally make a huge animation of the TARDIS flying across your tumblr screen for the 50th (i.e. when you log on)
Similar to the OP sequence
Imagine
SOMETHING LIKE THIS OVER YOUR DASH
please
“most people get drunk when they’re upset. just take another shot. me i just get another tattoo. every time things get bad i just get another. every time it gets hard i just get more. it’s the only way we have left to tell our story. and i just hope someone is catching on.”
NO IM SOBBINGH LOOK AT HIS FACE NOG OS DGG
That was around the time of Haylor :(
Smh.
DNA&/Rock MeNot mine
Omg, you gotta listen this!!!
Remember: I DIDN’T MAKE THIS
Can we talk about how Perrie’s voice is lower than Louis’?
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO PERF.
NO WE CANNOT TALK ABOUT THAT
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SONG
remember when niall went in for a first bump but got denied bc harry and louis were so caught up in each another
i’m still crying because of it tbh
If this gets 5000 notes i’ll get a “Hey assbutt” tattoo on my assbutt.
are you sure you chose a low enough number
Well apparently not.
If anyone doesn’t hate me, please reblog this. I will feel like my life meant something more than crappy photoshop edits.
do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs
theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed
i wish i could unread this








